kronically kacee, ch 2: Confusing the Enemy

(SPTAM's note: It's become apparent that the inspiration for Kronically Kacee - Kacee herself - is an expert when it comes to "redirection", which is what they teach in law school... see how she attempts to confuse the enemy - me - into backing down. See how quick her cat-like reflexes are on the subject of marriage law... it's obvious that she's practicing running for office.)

In this chapter of “Kronically Kacee”, I had emailed her to inform her that from what I’d learned from the insurance (that the doctor she had been seeing was listed as an infertility specialist), that if she was in the middle of some sort of treatment, things were about to be halted due to the investigation. I’d also mentioned in my communication to her that Sparky had yet to sign the papers, so once again, if she could PLEASE get him to sign them, I’d really appreciate it…

Her informational, yet rather confusing, response, in full (edited to remove pertinent info, nothing else changed, I swear):

"im not seeing an infertility specalist? hua? i dont know who from XXXX COMPANY told you that but they lied and when we call them they assure us they have never said a word to you. mike wants a divorce. you said you have papers? fuck i know he will sign them but as a matter of public reccord in XXXXX county a divorce was granted or so im led to beleive under grounds of legal seperation for a duration of time and an inability to contact you. an ad was ran in the papaer for over a month in the legal section to try to contact you. im 6 months pregnant with mike's son. just go to the denton county courthouse in denton and look up your divorce tami. trust me its their my family paid for the lawyer to motion the judge before we got married."

What confused me is this - first she states that Sparky wants a divorce. Then she states that it's been granted... and they're married. (Well, that, and I really didn't know that judges could be motioned by lawyers, but... eh, what do I know?)

In the next chapter, we'll see what direction Kacee goes when confronted with supplemental research materials on how to obtain a divorce in Texas.